Cool meanings

Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
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Love affairs:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
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Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
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Divorce:
Future tense of marriage
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Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
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Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
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Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
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Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. .
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Dictionary:
A place where divorce comes before marriage.
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Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
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Ecstasy:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
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Classic:
A book which people praise, but do not read.
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Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
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Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
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Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
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Etc:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
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Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
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Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
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Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
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Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
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Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
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Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.
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Pessimist:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
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Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
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Father:
A banker provided by nature.
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Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
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Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
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Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
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Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Famous Quotes about Wives

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette ******** When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry ******** After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi ******** By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates ******** Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas ******** The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud ******** I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous ******** "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman ******** "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Sam Kinison ******** "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." James Holt McGavran ******** "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray ******** Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash ******** The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Anonymous ******** You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman ******** My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield ******** A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle ******** Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous ******** A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Anonymous ******** First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." ********

Aaaaaana Muttta....!

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unbelievable paintings

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"Cocito" from the Chalk It Up Festival in Pasadena, CA.
Produced by Kurt Wenner - http://www.kurtwenner.com/biography.htm

"Muses" in Lucern, Switzerland
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"Zoroaster" in Palm Desert, CA.
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People are actually avoiding walking in the "hole"
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Which is the real guy & which beer is real?
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The image below has been taken from a wrong angle:



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Remember, both his feet in reality are flat on the pavement

Politicians Meeting Their End



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This drawing of a Rescue was to be viewed using an inverting mirror




girl on a beach mat.



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Make Poverty History drawing from the side(40 ft long)
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Spiderman to the rescue



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Batman and Robin to the rescue(SO COOL)



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Butterfly Man

Netlore Archive: Emailed photos purport to show mummified remains of a fairy (aka 'butterfly man' or 'moth man') discovered in the Derbyshire countryside of England

Description: Emailed images
Circulating since: April 2007
Status: April Fools hoax
Analysis: See below

Email example contributed by Jacki D., 9 May 2007:

Maybe not anymore but a recent discovery would suggest that they probably did. What appear to be the mummified remains of a fairy have been discovered in the Derbyshire countryside. The 8inch remains complete with wings, skin, teeth and flowing red hair have been examined by anthropologists and forensice experts who can confirm that the body is genuine. X-rays of the 'fairy' reveal an anatomically identical skeleton to that of a child. The bones however, are hollow like those of a bird making them particularly light. The puzzling presence of a navel even suggests that the beings reproduce the same as humans despite the absence of reproductive organs. SEE ORIGINAL DOCUMENT

Comments: BBC News has confirmed that the images and text above were created as an April Fools prank by Dan Baines, whose job is designing "strange and unique" illusions for stage magicians. The story of the mummified fairy's discovery was first posted in March 2007 on Baines' Website, Lebanon Circle Magic Company, where it attracted as many as 20,000 hits in a single day. After confessing to the hoax he sold the fake artifact on eBay for £280. Many people, he says, continue to insist it's real.

The prank calls to mind the infamous Cottingley Fairies hoax of 1917, wherein a pair of young British girls with too much time on their hands concocted fake photographs of tiny, humanoid fairies flitting through the air. The photos were vetted as authentic by none other than Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, author of the Sherlock Holmes series, and received an inordinate amount of publicity from a credulous press. It wasn't until 66 years later, in 1983, that one of the girls confessed that the fairy images had been hand-drawn and suspended in the air via hatpins to be photographed.

Gaff art

Baines' work is an outstanding example of what is called "gaff art," the use of taxidermy and prop-building techniques to create realistic-looking sideshow artifacts. One famous example was P.T. Barnum's half-ape, half-fish Feejee Mermaid, which astonished visitors to his American Museum in the mid-1800s. More recent examples, such as Juan Cabana's "Golden Mermaid" carcass, have won fame and infamy thanks to images circulated via the Internet.

Can u solve this..?

To all, who know how to solve the problems mathematically, something for you all?
Please solve it

Kirchoff's Current Law (KCL):
At every node, the sum of all currents entering a node must equal zero.

Kirchoff's Voltage Law (KVL):
The voltage law says that the sum of voltages around every closed loop in the circuit must equal zero.

Exercise:
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Kirchoff ka baap bhi solve nahi kar sakta...!